incase ya wondering, nope i havent gone any more mad lol
nah i been giggling at the doomsday fanatics that think the worlds gonna end tomorrow when the large hadron collider is fired up. wanna know abit about this have a good read-
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7543089.stm
really interesting stuff especially if ya already have an interest in particle physics. this may answer some of the big questions about the big bang. tomorrow its only being started with a beam being fired one way and nothing has been planned for colliding until october but damn some of the thories i've heard about how its gonna end the world have absolutely slayed me. its products of people who watch too many bad b-movies and dont really understand something so instead of learning about it they panic. heres some of them -
A massive black hole will be created and suck all of the earth in..... hmmmm ok but dont think theres enough power on earth to do that, this aint stargate SG1 ya know lol.
Something called strangelets in the LHC could trigger the mass conversion of nuclei in ordinary atoms into more strange matter - transforming the Earth into a hot, dead lump..... ok what where you smoking that morning??
Wormholes could open allowing aliens from other universes to invade earth..... sorry that ones my fault, i started a rumour about it causing invasion of ratboys the other day lmao
A massive EMP caused by the LHC will attack all the electronics and make them explode in our faces...... that was a good one rofl
i have really been laughing my arse off at these and heres some even more wacky theories that where flying around-
A new particle will be created that will turn us all inside out....... where you watching the simpsons??
A strange new particle will turn the earth into rasberry jelly and we will all eat it..... got an abundance of ice cream and ya wishing that?
A magnetic pulse will cause us all to face magnetic north..... oooooook erm nurse!!! lol
The LHC will explode out of the ground, land on Paris and destroy it..... i will pay them alot of money if they could get it to do that! lmfao
Several new particles will make everything spontaneously combust..... ooooo toasty lol
i have been creased at all this, its soooooooooooo good
watch it all live tomorrow folks i know i am, gonna be interesting to see the monkey-llamas pop outta there hehehehe
if you want a real laugh, pass some of these rumours on to the more gullable and see what happens hehehehehe
